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24 Responses to “YOUR BUSINESS CARD IS CRAP!”
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May 11th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
You can cover shit with gold. Its still shit.
May 12th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Haha…that’s exactly what I was thinking of the whole time I was watching this. Awesome movie.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:43 am
can he make my business cards play music AND popout?
May 15th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Tony Robbins’ card.
May 18th, 2009 at 4:45 am
freakin’ hilarious. what a putz.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:44 am
Look at the subtle off white colouring, the tasteful thickness of it…..oh my god….it even has a watermark.
May 24th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
This is a joke video, right?
May 27th, 2009 at 10:36 am
This guy is awesome.
May 28th, 2009 at 3:49 am
This is such BS…
May 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I would be interested in hearing his political views…:)
June 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
I do ike his energy but he comes off like a pompous ass. Sales is a number game if you make it a numbers game! However that card is about him and not the customer, I saw three seperate pictures of him, SAD! To boot it taking him 25 years to develop that card is pathetic I figured those out in the 3rd grade with pop-out books…Bottom line, be honest have a product you believe in and always ask for 3 or more of the potential clients cards.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:42 am
hahahaha too funny! “it looks like crap, because it is crap.” haha this is why I hate sales
June 1st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
lol…the cards that don’t fit in my holder go in the trash, but i do like the heavy stock idea.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
i know companies that are worth a little more than 10,000 a year! i love this video though
June 4th, 2009 at 11:04 am
LMFAO!!!!!!
funny funny funny.
they should make fun of this guy on southpark
June 5th, 2009 at 4:11 am
this guy is awesome
June 8th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Marge, get me that attorney`s phone number off his business card out of the rolodex. OR…
Marge, get me that attorney`s phone number off that oversized flyer thing. What do you mean it wouldn`t fit in the rolodex so you threw it out? Well, don`t just stand there, get me another number out of the rolodex.
Hey, I got an idea… why not make a business card the size of a bill board, 30 feet high and 75 feet wide? Everyone would see it, and it won`t fit inside a rolodex.
Stop buying crap!
June 8th, 2009 at 8:20 am
OK, you can take a booger and put it on a pencil and sell it as a sticy stick if you want, but I want my business card in a rolodez where it belongs, you damn fool!
June 9th, 2009 at 4:17 am
Wow so what exactly do you do? Make business cards?
Oh I’ve seen a better card. My friends card is his head cut out put on a birthday card for a women of a hunky guy its in a little envelope with a bow its the best yours is Cheesy and weird. your hair scares children. Plus you make the same card for everyone!!! haha weak.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Dude your fuckin fruit loops a man who has that much time as 25 years for a little scrap of paper….thanks for wasting my time
June 14th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
HE IS RICH, UR NOT!!
BAM!
June 14th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
How long did it take for you to write your novel? Six months? A year? Well that’s crap. My business card took twenty-five years to write. That makes it twenty-five times better than your novel.
I bet the pages in your novel tear, too.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:47 am
1:25 “The card doesn’t belong in a Rolodex…” He’s right…it belongs in the trash!
The REALITY about business cards that don’t fit in wallets or a Rolodex is that they are put into a drawer…a junk drawer.
Studies have PROVEN that over-sized business cards get only “novelty attention” initially…but are FAR less effective in the log run.
Real business owners don’t have time to “carry” around an oversized card in their hands. They stuff them in the drawer or the trash.
June 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
What a self obsessed PRICK!!!!!!!!!! lmao